Thomas Satalino @ The Hair Den

Awh shucks, you’re too kind! Thanks homie!

Sir Ambiguity himself! You arrived not knowing who your appointment was with, aloof and directionless, muttering about “weight lines” like a poet who lost their muse—yet somehow departed *thrilled* with your cut, only to later blame me for your prior barber’s bacterial betrayal (*folliculitis barbae*, darling—Google it). Winston-Salem is a quite small town where reputations of clients between barbers crumble faster than your integrity. I suggest you either revise your Yelp fanfic or, next time, summon the courage of a caffeinated hamster and *speak up* in real time. Your review is fiction, and the only thing “burning” here is your credibility.