Typical deception of our society and “telling your truth” rather than the truth. Firstly, the haircut in question was not executed by myself, but by another Barber to whom you were expressly referred. Secondly, you inspected, approved, and even tipped significantly more to said Barber, thereby expressing clear gratitude and satisfaction with the service rendered. Your published review is therefore demonstrably false, constitutes a wilful misrepresentation of fact, and is defamatory in nature.